What a strange week of publicity for Whole Foods.
Last Week, the Wall Street Journal revealed that John Mackey, Whole Foods’ CEO, had spent the last few years posting tirades in online forums belittling rival Wild Oats, under the nom de plume Rahodeb (an anagram of his wife’s name, Deborah). More significantly, the WSJ revealed that the Federal Trade Commission was investigating Mackey, since Whole Foods was in the process of acquiring Wild Oats.
Mackey has long been known as an outrageously outspoken CEO, but the disclosure of his secret online identity has, you could say, opened up a whole new can of worms, and put Whole Foods and Mackey in a pretty bad light. Consider this rant, from March 13, 2003, in which Mackey cites his disdain for labor unions, his unbridled admiration for Wal-Mart, and his belief in the free market as our ultimate savior:
“Wal-Mart was just named the most admired company in America (also by Fortune Magazine — that magazine which obviously hates “working people”). I probably admire Wal-Mart more than any other company in the world (except for maybe Whole Foods!). What a great, great company! Wal-Mart has single handedly driven down retail prices across America. They have improved the standard of living for millions and millions of American people. Also Wal-Mart is crushing the parasitical unions across America. I love Wal-Mart! Damn straight that they should be on this list. Sexual discrimination lawsuits? Sexual harrassment lawsuits? Racial discrimination lawsuits? What company doesn’t have those? The Trial Lawyers (the richest professional class in the United States and the largest contributors to the Democratic Party — even bigger than labor unions which are #2) sue Wal-Mart. They sue Whole Foods Market. They sue every business which makes any money. They are probably even a bigger threat to our country than labor unions are (if that is possible?).”
There’s so much irksome fodder in there that it’s hard to pick a place to start, but if you’ve ever read anything critical of Wal-Mart (like Nickel and Dimed, by Barbara Ehrenreich), or if you fancy yourself a liberal, a democrat, a greenie, or someone just trying to make the world better, chances are you don’t buy his logic.
Mackey has since, to his credit, stopped blogging.
At any rate, when my boss, Paul, saw the story last week, he sent an email around the office here:
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From: Paul Hawken
Date: July 12, 2007 9:20:05 AM
Subject: Whole Foods models itself after Wal-Mart
“In 1992 I had lunch with John Mackey, at his request, and it turned out that he wanted to discuss an invitation to go on the board of Whole Foods. When he asked what I was doing, I told him I was writing a book (Ecology of Commerce), etc, etc, and those et ceteras included helping a small community in Vermont keep Wal-Mart from building a store outside of town. He turned pale, and sputtered “What’s wrong with Wal-Mart?” and went on to do a rant fairly similar to what you read… It was the end of the conversation essentially, end of the lunch, end of civility. He was indignant. When we buy from Whole Foods, we are not supporting greenness. We are supporting a philosophy. Be sure you know what that philosophy is.”
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So here’s the strange part: Today, the New York Times published a glowing story (currently the 4th most popular story on nytimes.com) about Whole Foods’ latest publicity stunt, which is about as stale as a stunt can get. The news? Fifteen Whole Foods stores in New York city are selling 20,000 “designer” reusable shopping bags for $15 apiece.

Written on each bag is the phrase, “I’m not a plastic bag.” The story’s headline, “Just the Thing to Carry Your Conscience In,” couldn’t make Whole Foods happier, I bet. And that’s what’s so strange. Well into the story, the author mentions San Francisco’s plastic-bag ban, as well as anti-plastic-bag campaigns in Boston, Baltimore, Annapolis, Portland (OR), Santa Monica, Oakland, and NYC. And way down in the 13th paragraph, the author mentions that “most of the city’s supermarket chains already offer reusable cloth bags for about $1.”
So don’t be deceived by Whole Foods or their latest stunt. It’s nothing new. And it’s just for show. If you want to LOOK green, go get one of those flashy reusable bags. If you want to BE green, don’t buy it at Whole Foods.